GEORGE COSTANZA'DAN INCILER:)

G : "I don't want hope. Hope is killing me. My dream is to become hopeless. When you're hopeless you don't care. And when youcare, that indifference makes you attractive."
J : "So, hopelessness is the key?"
G : "It's my only hope."

"Why can't I have a heart attack? I'm allowed!"- George, in "The Heart Attack"

"My father didn't pay for parking, my mother, my brother, nobody. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay for it? If I apply myself, maybe I can get it for free."- George, in "The Parking Spot"

G : "I'm better with the mothers than I am with the daughters."
J : "Maybe you should date the mothers."
G : "If I could talk to the mothers and have sex with the daughters, then I'd really have something going."- George and Jerry, in "The Gymnast"

"Y'know, the funny thing is, somehow I find her more appealing now... It's like if I knew she was a lesbian when we went out, I never would've broken up with her."- George, finding out that his former girlfriend is a lesbian, in "TheSmelly Car"


"I always get the feeling that when lesbians look at me, they're thinking, '*That's* why I'm not a heterosexual.'"- George, in "The Subway"

"Toasting makes me uncomfortable. But toast I love. Never start the day without a good piece of toast. In fact, let's toast to toast."- George, trying to be witty, in "The Visa"